PERFUME

Fig Wasp
from $7.00

In order for the figs that we know and love to exist a wasp has to die inside of it. Figs are inverted flowers and have a symbiotic relationship with the fig wasps. The male figs are a nest for the eggs of the wasps and coat all the babies in their pollen when their born. If a wasp where to fly into a female fig they are stripped of their wings and antennas from the tight opening and deliver the pollen. They die alone as the fig digests them and creates the fruit.

Fig Wasp is a spicy green fruity scent. At the top you have fresh cut grass and greenery that gives way the to the heart of spicy fig leaves with a venomous bite.

.

Fig

Bergamot

Fresh Cut Grass

Guaiacwood

Oakmoss

.

Fig Wasp is a handmade small batch perfume made and bottled in Oregon, queer owned and operated.

Diluted to 20% "Parfum" in alcohol

This perfume is vegan and alcohol based, test perfume on discreet area of skin to test for any allergies first.

.

Ingredients: Alcohol, Vetiver EO, Iso E Super, Glycolierral, Benzyl Salicylate, Peonile, Ambrettex XNM 0512, Galaxolide, Patchouli Dark EO, Linalool, Rose Oxide, Guaiacwood, Hedione, Cyclamen Aldehyde, Bitter Orange EO, Bergamot EO, Oakmoss Absolute, Javanol, Floralozone, Aldehyde C-12 MNA, Methyl Laitone, Ho Wood EO, Cypriol EO, Gamma Octalactone, Stemone, Galbanum Resinoid, Jasmine Grandiflorum Absolute, Galbex183, Calone, Damascone Alpha, Raspberry Ketone, Coumarin, Ethyl Maltone, Triplal, Geosmin, Dipropylene Glycol. 

Techno Priest (Limited Edition)
from $7.00

Priests of dilapidated tech, Old hunks of metal and plastic bandaged with scrap. The basic functioning of these machines is akin to magic and deserving of worship. A religion held together by a deep desire for answers but an aversion to the ones in the reality around them. At night the priests prowl the cobblestone streets. Waving incense and dragging the heavy cables behind them. The cables connect them to the divine and to sever that connection is heresy.

The top of the scent is dominated by a rush of absinthe, frankincense and violet absolute. As it sits the blend of rose absolutes start to come through, though not as jammy and bright as they can usually be. The amount of deep resins and mosses in the scent pull the focus to the round fullness of the rose. Eventually though the rose withers leaving behind rich patchouli and a feeling of old electronics.

.

Absinthe

Rose Absolute

Violet Absolute

Church Incense

Black Liquorice

.

Techno Priest is a handmade small batch perfume made and bottled in Oregon, queer owned and operated.

Diluted to 15% "EDP" in alcohol

This perfume is alcohol based and NOT Vegetarian, it contains Wool Absolute. It is extracted from sheep’s wool with no harm to the sheep.

.

Ingredients: Alcohol, Orbitone T Neo, Fleur De Cuir, Styrax Tonkinensis, Turkish Rose Absolute, Hedione, Rosessence, Frankincense Black, Violet Leaf Absolute, Labdanum Absolute, Fauxmoss, Rose Absolute Select, Melozone, Patchouli Heart MD PS50, Ambermax, Oakwood C02 Extract, Dihydroanethole, Tryethyl Citrate, Stemone, Ethyl Cinnamate, Zingarone Crystals, Wool Asolute, Wormwood EO, Aldambre, Geosmin.

Morosexual
from $7.00

Morosexual: The sexual attraction to stupid people.

Treat yourself and read your partner at the same time with a scent that is as classy as it is stupid. The earthy combo of vanilla, fresh tobacco and star anise meld with spicy nutmeg to create a warm soft blanket to dull the mind.

.

Tobacco

Vanilla

Patchouli

Jasmine

Star Anise

Nutmeg

.

Morosexual is a handmade small batch perfume made and bottled in Oregon, queer owned and operated.

Diluted to 20% "parfum" in alcohol

This perfume is vegan and alcohol based, test perfume on discreet area of skin to test for any allergies first.

.

Ingredients: Alcohol, Iso E Super, Aurelione, Velvione, Patchouli EO, Cashmeran, Cosmone, Javanol, Ambrox Super, Labdanum Absolute, Tonka Bean Absolute, Amy Cinnamic Aldehyde, Black Pepper, Frankincense Black, Tobacco Absolute, Star Anise, Nutmeg, Vanilla Absolute, Benzyl Benzoate, Bisbolene, Basil Holy EO, Ethyl Cyclo Pentenolone, Vanillin, Jasmine Grandiflorum Absolute, Civet Synthetic, Calone 1951, Suederal, Cardamom EO.

The Concept of Love (Limited Edition)
from $7.00

Graffiti work by @_crnch_

A love letter to media from my childhood. Youths on skates terrorizing the city with Graffiti and loud music. Electric punk energy pumped right into my young mind through brain melting screens. The feeling of racing down a steep hill and the board starting to wobbling under your feet. Memories of summer breaks with friends, broke and always finding trouble.

I wanted to create the most electric version of a downtown city center filled with color and culture. The top is dominated by a fruit spiked spray paint accord that is shockingly pleasant. As it dries down it stays fruity and bright but with some dirty edges. Osmanthus absolute is often thought as the bridge between floral and animal. Apricot floral top notes slowly transform into its rich leathery base adding an edge to the otherwise bright scent. Hot metal grinding rails materialize as the spray paint dies back, reverberating their stored heat. Peak summer in the city distilled down into its most idyllic form.

.

Spray paint

Ripe Fruit

Grinding Rails

Osmanthus Abs

Blue Skies

.

The Concept of Love is a handmade small batch perfume made and bottled in Oregon, queer owned and operated.

This perfume is vegan and alcohol based, test perfume on discreet area of skin to test for any allergies first.

Diluted to 15% "EDP" in alcohol

.

Ingredients: Alcohol, Orbitone T Neo, Hedione, Ginger C02, Mandarin Fold, Benzyl Formate, Galaxolide, Aquamate, Mate Absolute, Habanolide, Jaffaral, Dihydro Ionone Beta, Osmanthus Absolute, Javanol, Galbex183, Amber Oil Fossilized, Isobutyl Acetate, Damascenone Total, Supra Aldehyde, Citrinoasis Base, Rosyrane Super.

Sample Sets

Pick 5 Sample Set
$25.00

Customizable Pick 5 perfume 2ml sample pack.

Your options are:

The Observer - Violet, Incense, Sandalwood, Vanilla, Oakmoss

Morosexual - Tobacco, Vanilla, Patchouli, Jasmine, Star Anise Out of Stock

Demimonde - Blood*, Rose, Cardamom, Leather*, Amber

Fig Wasp - Fig, Bergamot, Fresh Cut Grass, Guaiacwood, Oakmoss

Judith - Burnt Cotton Candy, Lily, Arabian Oud, Dry Amber, Deer Musk*

Utopia - Clean Water, Fresh Apples, Geranium, Green Plants, Oud

Stel - Motor Oil, Desert Air, Metal, Frankincense, Oud

Déchets - Jasmine, Tuberose, Angelica Root, Saffron, Cardamom

Coeur d’Artichaut - Grapefruit, Mandarin, Mango, Artichoke Absolute, Aged Benzoin Out of Stock

Mycelium - Soil, Mushrooms, Patchouli, Black Currant, Hinoki Wood

Cape Disappointment - Coastal Wood, Seaweed, Musk, Ambergris, Salty Ocean

The Concept of Love (Limited Edition) - Spray paint, Ripe Fruit, Grinding Rails, Osmanthus Absolute, Blue Skies

Techno Priest (Limited Edition) - Absinthe, Rose Absolute, Violet Absolute, Church Incense, Black Liquorice

.

TW Perfumes are handmade small batch perfume made and bottled in Oregon, Queer Owned and operated.

These perfumes are vegan with the exception of Dechets (Beeswax Absolute), Cape Disappointment (Hycraceum Absolute animal musk) and Feral (Castoreum and wool absolute). As well as alcohol based, test perfume on discreet area of skin to test for any allergies first.

Diluted to 15-20% in alcohol

Allergy Warning: The Observer contains high amounts of oakmoss absolute which can cause irritation on sensitive skins.

*Synthetic note, no animal ingredients where used to create it.

Gift Card
from $39.00

Give a loved one the gift of scent.

A digital gift card delivered via email.

The gift card does not a expire and can be used on any item in the store.

The Complete Sample Pack
$40.00

The Complete Sample set of all 11 perfumes in the permanent collection.

.

The Observer - Violet, Incense, Sandalwood, Vanilla, Oakmoss

Cape Disappointment - Coastal Woods, Seaweed, Musk, Ambergris, Salty Ocean

Morosexual - Tobacco, Vanilla, Patchouli, Jasmine, Star Anise

Demimonde - Blood*, Rose, Cardamom, Leather*, Amber

Fig Wasp - Fig, Bergamot, Fresh Cut Grass, Guaiacwood, Oakmoss

Judith - Burnt Cotton Candy, Lily, Arabian Oud, Dry Amber, Deer Musk*

Utopia - Clean Water, Fresh Apples, Geranium, Green Plants, Oud

Stel - Motor Oil, Desert Air, Metal, Frankincense, Oud

Déchets - Jasmine, Tuberose, Angelica Root, Saffron, Cardamom

Mycelium - Soil, Mushrooms, Patchouli, Black Currant, Hinoki Wood

Coeur d’Artichaut - Grapefruit, Mandarin, Mango, Artichoke Absolute, Aged Benzoin

.

Treading Water Perfumes are handmade small batch perfume made and bottled in Oregon, Queer Owned and operated.

These perfumes are vegan (Except Déchets & Cape Disappointment, Dechet contains beeswax absolute and Cape Disappointment contains Hyraceum an ethical animal musk) and alcohol based, test perfume on discreet area of skin to test for any allergies first.

Diluted to 15-20% in alcohol

Allergy Warning: The Observer, Mycelium & Fig Wasp contain high amounts of oakmoss absolute which can cause irritation on sensitive skins.

*Synthetic note, no animal ingredients where used to create it.

Custom 10ml Gift Box Set
$90.00

Build your own gift box!

Choose any three 10ml bottles from the permanent or limited line and net yourself a small discount!

.

Options:

The Observer - Violet, Incense, Sandalwood, Vanilla, Oakmoss

Morosexual - Tobacco, Vanilla, Patchouli, Jasmine, Star Anise

Demimonde - Blood*, Rose, Cardamom, Leather*, Amber

Fig Wasp - Fig, Bergamot, Fresh Cut Grass, Guaiacwood, Oakmoss

Judith - Burnt Cotton Candy, Lily, Arabian Oud, Dry Amber, Deer Musk*

Utopia - Clean Water, Fresh Apples, Geranium, Green Plants, Oud

Stel - Motor Oil, Desert Air, Metal, Frankincense, Oud

Déchets - Jasmine, Tuberose, Angelica Root, Saffron, Cardamom Out of Stock

Mycelium - Soil, Mushrooms, Patchouli, Black Currant, Hinoki Wood

Cape Disappointment - Coastal Wood, Seaweed, Musk, Ambergris, Salty Ocean

Coeur d’Artichaut - Grapefruit, Mandarin, Mango, Artichoke Absolute, Aged Benzoin Out of Stock

The Concept of Love (Limited Edition) - Spray paint, Ripe Fruit, Grinding Rails, Osmanthus Absolute, Blue Skies

Techno Priest (Limited Edition) - Absinthe, Rose Absolute, Violet Absolute, Church Incense, Black Liquorice

.

Treading Water Perfumes are handmade, small batch perfume made and bottled in Oregon. Queer Owned and operated.

These perfumes are vegan (except for Cape Disappointment which has an animal musk. as well as Dechets and Mad Honey have Beeswax Absolute.) and alcohol based, test perfume on discreet area of skin to test for any allergies first.

Diluted to 15-20% in alcohol

*Synthetic note, no animal ingredients where used to create it.

ART PRINTS

Gender Fuck Fine Art Print
$20.00

8.5x11 digital fine art print of a digital illustration.

.

Gender Fuck

Hayden Grossman

2022

She's a Killer 2 Fine Art Print
$15.00

8.5x11 digital fine art print of a wood block print.

.

She’s a Killer 2

Hayden Grossman

2021

She's a Killer 1 Fine Art Print
$20.00

8.5x11 digital fine art print of a wood block print.

.

She’s a Killer 1

Hayden Grossman

2021

*Frame not included

Morosexual Fine Art Print
$20.00

8.5x11 digital fine art print of a digital illustration.

Morosexual

Hayden Grossman

2022

*Frame not included